笑话句子文案英文温柔(遗憾的经典句子英文文案)

1.
"She
smiled
and
said,
'I'm
sorry,
I
can't
help
you'
as
she
drove
away
in
her
convertible.
I
guess
that's
what
they
call
a
gentle
Mercedes
】

2.
"I
told
my
wife
that
she
should
embrace
her
mistakes,
and
that's
when
she
hugged
me”
】

3.
"Why
did
the
tomato
turn
red?
Because
it
saw
the
salad
dressing!"
】

4.
"A
man
walked
into
a
bar
with
a
parrot
on
his
shoulder.
The
bartender
said,
'Why's
that
bird
on
your
shoulder?'
The
parrot
replied,
'Excuse
me,
I'm
just
here
for
the
peanuts. '"
】

5.
"Why
was
the
math
book
sad?
Because
it
had
too
many
problems"
】

6.
"I
can't
believe
I
got
fired
from
the
calendar
factory.
All
I
did
was
take
a
day
off!"
】

7.
"I
have
a
photographic
memory.
It's
just
that
sometimes
I
forget
to
load
the
film"
】

8.
"How
do
you
make
a
tissue
dance?
Put
a
little
boogey
in
it!"
】

9.
"Why
did
the
golfer
wear
two
pairs
of
pants?
In
case
he
got
a
hole
in
one!"
】

10.
"Why
did
the
fish
blush?
Because
it
saw
the
ocean's
bottom!"
】

11.
"Why
did
the
cookie
go
to
the
doctor?
Because
it
felt
crummy!"
】

1
2.
"I
became
a
professional
juggler
because
I
didn't
have
the
balls
to
quit"
】

1
3.
"Why
couldn't
the
bicycle
stand
up
by
itself?
Because
it
was
two-tired!"
】

1
4.
"Why
are
ghosts
bad
liars?
Because
they
are
easy
to
see
through!"
】

1
5.
"I
don't
trust
those
trees.
They
seem
a
little
shady!"
】

1
6.
"Why
couldn't
the
bicycle
get
up?
Because
it
was
too-tired!"
】

1
7.
"I'm
reading
a
book
on
anti-gravity.
It's
impossible
to
put
down!"
】

1
8.
"Why
did
the
tomato
turn
red?
Because
it
saw
the
salad
dressing!"
】

1
9.
"I
have
a
fear
of
speed
bumps.
I
call
it
going
humpiphobic"
】

20.
"I
used
to
be
indecisive,
but
now
I'm
not
sure"
】