英语笑话句子爱情(英语笑话图片加句子)

1.
Love
is
like
a
fart,
if
you
have
to
force
it,
it's
probably
shit.
【Laugh
out
loud】

2.
I
wanted
to
make
you
a
love
potion,
but
I
couldn't
find
any
essence
of
insanity.
【Wink】

3.
I
love
you
more
than
pizza,
and
that's
saying
a
lot.
【Smile】

4.
Love
is
blind,
but
marriage
is
a
real
eye-opener.
【Chuckle】

5.
My
love
for
you
is
like
a
fart,
it's
silent
but
deadly.
【Giggle】

6.
I'm
in
love
with
you,
but
don't
worry,
it's
a
cheap
kind
of
love.
【Laughing
emoji】

7.
Love
is
when
you
tell
a
guy
you
like
his
shirt,
and
then
he
wears
it
every
day.
【Heart
eyes
emoji】

8.
I
fell
in
love
at
first
sight.
Unfortunately,
he
looked
the
other
way.
【Sigh】

9.
Love
is
like
a
virus,
it
can
happen
to
anybody
at
any
time.
Watch
out!
【Tongue
out
emoji】

10.
I
have
a
love-hate
relationship
with
Valentine's
Day.
Mostly
hate.
【Eye
roll】

11.
Love
is
like
a
game
of
chess,
except
the
board
is
on
fire,
the
pieces
are
made
of
paper,
and
you're
blindfolded.
【Laugh
out
loud】

1
2.
I
love
you,
but
I
also
love
tacos.
Don't
make
me
choose.
【Taco
emoji】

1
3.
Love
is
like
a
fart,
it
smells
bad
but
you
can't
help
but
inhale
it.
【Smiling
face
with
open
mouth
and
cold
sweat
emoji】

1
4.
Roses
are
red,
violets
are
blue,
I
love
me,
but
I
also
love
you.
【Heart
eyes
emoji】

1
5.
Love
is
like
a
zoo.
You
have
to
watch
out
for
the
monkeys.
【Monkey
emoji】

1
6.
They
say
love
is
a
two-way
street.
I'm
still
waiting
for
the
other
car
to
show
up.
【Waiting
emoji】

1
7.
I
love
you
more
than
anything,
except
for
sleep.
I
really
love
sleep.
【Sleepy
emoji】

1
8.
Love
is
like
a
rollercoaster,
it
has
its
highs
and
lows,
and
sometimes
you
want
to
throw
up.
【Rollercoaster
emoji】

1
9.
Love
is
like
a
rock.
It's
hard,
it's
heavy,
and
sometimes
you
want
to
throw
it
at
someone's
head.
【Angry
emoji】

20.
I
love
you
more
than
anything,
except
for
Netflix.
I
really
love
Netflix.
【Netflix
emoji】