临考前的幽默朋友圈句子

1.
“I’m
feeling
really
confident
about
this
exam…
because
I
know
none
of
the
answers”
【笑cry】

2.
“Why
study
when
you
can
just
pray
for
a
miracle?”
【懒惰脸】

3.
“I’ve
never
felt
so
prepared
for
an
exam…
prepared
for
failure,
that
is”
【沮丧】

4.
“I’m
ready
to
do
battle
with
this
exam…
armed
only
with
my
lucky
pen”
【准备好了】

5.
“If
only
I
could
use
my
phone
during
the
exam…
I’d
have
a
fighting
chance”
【梦想】

6.
“They
say
‘knowledge
is
power’,
but
I
say
‘sleep
is
power’”
【打盹睡觉】

7.
“I’m
studying
for
an
exam
that’s
supposedly
‘easy’…
but
I
have
a
feeling
my
brain
didn’t
get
the
memo”
【智商堪忧】

8.
“I’m
not
nervous
about
this
exam…
I’m
actually
excited
to
fail
in
a
new
way”
【调侃】

9.
“I’m
going
to
ace
this
exam…
but
only
in
my
dreams”
【自信没底】

10.
“Why
bother
studying
for
an
exam
when
you
can
just
drink
coffee
and
hope
for
the
best?”
【喝了很多咖啡】

11.
“I’m
like
a
superhero
studying
for
an
exam…
except
my
power
is
procrastination”
【拖延症】

1
2.
“I’m
not
stressed
about
this
exam…
I’m
just
allergic
to
failure”
【压力大】

1
3.
“They
say
‘preparation
is
key’,
but
I
say
‘winging
it’
is
the
real
key
to
success”
【依靠运气】

1
4.
“Exams
are
like
a
box
of
chocolates…
you
never
know
what
you’re
going
to
get”
【惊喜还是失望】

1
5.
“I’ll
be
doing
some
intense
studying…
as
soon
as
I’m
done
scrolling
through
social
media
for
three
hours”
【玩手机】

1
6.
“I’m
not
studying
for
this
exam,
I’m
conquering
it…
with
my
mind
powers”
【神经病】

1
7.
“I
can’t
wait
for
this
exam
to
be
over…
so
I
can
start
panicking
about
the
next
one”
【预感糟糕】

1
8.
“I’m
not
nervous
about
this
exam,
I’m
just
hyperventilating
with
excitement”
【生气勃勃】

1
9.
“I’ve
been
preparing
for
this
exam
for
months…
by
stressing
about
it
every
day”
【恐惧重重】

20.
“I
have
a
good
feeling
about
this
exam…
mainly
because
I
don’t
remember
anything
I
studied”
【等待好消息】