同桌爱情英语笑话短句子

1.
Love
is
like
a
jigsaw
puzzle,
and
sometimes
you're
missing
the
last
piece. 】

2.
Finding
someone
who
understands
your
weirdness
is
a
blessing. 】

3.
They
say
love
is
blind,
but
in
my
case,
it's
deaf
too. 】

4.
I
finally
realized
my
desk
and
I
are
destined
to
be
"just
friends. "】

5.
Sometimes
the
closest
distance
between
two
people
is
an
empty
seat. 】

6.
Crushes
are
like
UFOs,
everyone
talks
about
them,
but
no
one
has
actually
seen
one. 】

7.
My
desk,
my
love,
and
my
sanity:
three
things
that
will
never
coexist. 】

8.
The
only
thing
my
desk
is
loyal
to
is
holding
my
textbooks. 】

9.
Love
is
like
an
algebra
problem;
you
either
solve
it
or
move
on
to
the
next. 】

10.
Just
when
I
thought
my
desk
and
I
were
becoming
soulmates,
I
got
assigned
a
new
seat. 】

11.
They
say
opposites
attract,
but
my
desk
and
I
are
proving
them
wrong. 】

1
2.
My
desk
is
my
constant
reminder
that
true
love
can
be
found
anywhere
but
on
my
table. 】

1
3.
Forget
Romeo
and
Juliet,
my
desk
and
I
have
a
tragic
love
story. 】

1
4.
Love
can
be
complicated,
but
my
desk
and
I
have
taken
it
to
a
whole
new
level. 】

1
5.
My
desk
is
the
perfect
metaphor
for
my
love
life:
covered
in
chaos
and
unfinished
assignments. 】

1
6.
Cupid
must
be
on
vacation
because
I
am
still
waiting
for
love
to
strike
my
desk. 】

1
7.
The
closest
my
desk
has
ever
come
to
romance
is
being
the
designated
spot
for
doodles. 】

1
8.
Love
is
like
a
ghost,
sometimes
it's
there,
and
sometimes
it's
just
your
imagination. 】

1
9.
If
only
my
desk
could
talk,
it
would
probably
complain
about
my
messy
handwriting. 】

20.
My
desk
may
not
be
my
soulmate,
but
it's
the
closest
thing
I
have
to
a
reliable
study
buddy. 】