运动后发搞笑的朋友圈句子

1.
"Just
finished
my
workout
and
now
I
can't
even
lift
my
arms
to
swipe
through
my
phone.
#fitnessstruggles"】

2.
"Working
out
is
great
until
you
have
to
walk
up
a
flight
of
stairs
the
next
day.
#soremuscles"】

3.
"Sweating
like
a
sinner
in
church,
but
at
least
I
got
my
daily
exercise
in.
#motivation"】

4.
"I
think
my
trainer
made
a
mistake,
I
asked
for
toned
arms
not
noodle
arms.
#gymhumor"】

5.
"I
have
a
love-hate
relationship
with
exercise.
I
love
the
results,
but
hate
the
pain.
#truthbomb"】

6.
"I
wish
I
could
say
I'm
killing
it
at
the
gym,
but
really
I'm
just
trying
to
not
die.
#realitycheck"】

7.
"I
didn't
choose
the
gym
life,
the
gym
life
chose
me.
#fitnessaddict"】

8.
"My
muscles
are
so
sore
that
I
feel
like
I
could
be
mistaken
for
a
sloth.
#gymproblems"】

9.
"I
don't
sweat,
I
sparkle.
#motivationmonday"】

10.
"I
think
I
might
have
left
my
abs
at
the
gym
because
I
sure
can't
find
them
anymore.
#workingonmyfitness"】

11.
"I'm
starting
to
think
that
my
personal
trainer
is
secretly
a
sadist.
#gymjokes"】

1
2.
"Why
do
they
call
them
love
handles
when
everyone
hates
them?
#fitnessfunny"】

1
3.
"I've
come
to
the
realization
that
my
only
talent
is
sweating
profusely
during
cardio.
#embracingmyweaknesses"】

1
4.
"I'm
not
saying
I
have
the
workout
routine
of
an
Olympic
athlete,
but
I
do
have
the
same
amount
of
sweat.
#notquitesogolden"】

1
5.
"I
always
feel
like
a
superhero
after
a
good
workout.
Too
bad
my
powers
only
last
for
a
few
hours.
#fitnessmotivation"】

1
6.
"My
idea
of
exercise
is
walking
to
the
fridge
and
back.
#needtomotivate"】

1
7.
"If
you
see
me
collapse
during
a
workout,
please
pause
my
Fitbit.
#humoratthegym"】

1
8.
"I
didn't
choose
the
gym
life,
I
chose
the
fries
and
now
the
gym
is
choosing
me.
#struggleisreal"】

1
9.
"I
told
myself
I
was
going
to
exercise
today,
but
the
TV
remote
just
looked
so
much
more
appealing.
#lazydays"】

20.
"Sometimes
I
feel
like
my
gym
is
the
only
place
I
get
any
peace
and
quiet.
#solitudeandstrength"】